welcome to todays edition of "Complaint of the Day"

alex

Sun, 16 May 2004 02:10:01 GMT

todayy was alex scott bigelisen's bar mitzvah it was insayne ... me nicole nd angla were tha onli 3 girls there ... nd there was this reli hott kidd naimed matt whos fourteen lives in howell dances nd is STRAIGHT unbleevible i kno ...

it was crayzee ... dayla nd stefanie were there for a girl naimed cara nxt door ... brian of course had his fan club ... alyssa wuldnt pick up tha fone wen mitchell tried calling her ... brian jesse nd mitchell were in one stall in tha bathroom making constipated noises .. brian pulled his pants down for 'the full effect' ... ND I WSA VERY VERY VERY VERY PISSED OF BC I WAS SUPPOSED TO DANCE WITH THA HOTT KID MATT BUT HE HAD TO LEAVE ... NOT FAIR AT ALL ! ! !

yesterday was tha last day of guys nd dolls ... soo sadd ... went to fridays with tha cast that was a joke ... it was hysterical ... we played truth or dare nd i picked dare nd sarah was lyk tell brian u love him i was lyk no so i told joanna to nd dylan was lyk who loves brian ... so of course jodi starts yelling she does ... nd then jodi started to take her fork nd knife and make them reproduce to make spoons ... nd tha fingers ... hello mr finger hello mrs finger u look very sexy tonight right back at ya thats make finger babies ! ! !

yea srry i havent been writing for a while ...

KiBbLeRr

i got a new sn since im a traitor: KiBbLeRr56

crayzee ass stage crew part 2

Fri, 07 May 2004 02:46:11 GMT

guess wut today i proved that i m a ditz .. we were in stage crew nd mrs. tym was lyk hold on stage crew i need to talk to yu so me the dumbass i m tries to keep pushing tha window kinda thngy with three legs nd then it got stuck nd i fell on top of it nd it ripped .. oops ! ! !

nd i think shawn's gf is cheating on him with matt nd d nd samy nd sammie nd matt nd some othr kid .. nd joe told melissa to shut tha fuck up finally .. that kid cracks me up .. u gotta love him .. nd matt was wearing a black tux with a white tie that he lookd reli hott in but then he had to wear tha white sneakers .. right jodi?
stefanie told us she was PMSing .. thats one thng that she reli didnt need to tell us .. nd she has to put her shoes on from this point forward .. D's muffin from dunkin donuts was amazing ..

nd now we have code names for our walkie- talkies for tomorrow .. see below .. Melissa doesnt get a code naime she doesnt deserve to be there or a code name ..
LoriAnn = LiL' ThUg/ SmartAss
Me = Ghetto Fab/ Dumbass
Jodi = Wigger Rich

jokes of tha day from D:
1.) a second grade class was learning how to use tha word definitely so a liddl girl raises her hand and says the sky is definitely blue the teacher says no sometimes it can be cloudy or gray another girl raises her hand and says the grass is definitely green tha teacher says no sometimes it is brown or yellow then a liddl boy raises his hand nd asks do farts have lumps tha teacher says that's inapporiate nd off topic but no they don't so the boy says then i definitely shit my pants

2.) 3 poor sisters were getting married but the culdnt afford a honeymoon so they went to their mothers house nd each set of newlyweds got their own room that first nite tha mom walks past tha oldest daughters room nd heres yelling then she walks past tha second daughters room nd heard laughing then she walkd past the youngests room nd heard nothing the next morning during breakfast she asked her oldest daughter why she heard yelling the daughter said you taught me to yell if anythign hurt me so the mom ask tha second daughter why she heard laughins tha daughter says you always taught me to laugh wen something tickled me so the mom goes uo to tha youngest daughter nd asks why werent any moises coming from your room the daughter says you always taught me not to talk with my mouth full ..

CRAYZEE ASS STAGE CREW

Thu, 06 May 2004 00:54:08 GMT

in stage crew---

me nd lori were lsapping each othr tha whole time aftr jodi left nd then kara kickd scott friedman in tha balls nd then jared got kicked out so scott ventre got tha part .. i think he talkd bac to ms tym ..

nd in skool i got to ride tha elevator ! ! !

KiBbLeRr

ugh ..

Tue, 04 May 2004 23:55:37 GMT

so for thursday or wednesday i forgot ..

danielle told rich that i lykd him nd that i was obsessed with him ..

that BIoTCH ..

i cant b-leev she wuld do that .. she backstabbed me so ii told kevin carmicheal she used to lyk him nd he was lyk "EWWW!" direct quote ..

so now im not mad @ he ne more .. i am still mad but not as much ..

nd she xpects me to trust her ..

KiBbLeRr

saturday

Tue, 04 May 2004 23:52:53 GMT

saturday may 1 2004

i went to cuzzins with heather .. that was interesting .. nina was working nd then she put tha bonvincino's nxt to us nd then my mom nd mr. bonvicino kept hitting chairs all night ..

then back at heathers house ..
britney spears
backtreet boys
nsync
i'm a blonde bimbo girl
if you want to be a good girl get yourself a bad boy
i just figured out what that meant
cheetah girls
cinderella
they have pixel perfect- gasp!
together we can
if i could turn back time from will nd grace
where is savage garden? under s ...
livin it up .. what .. do i do?
don't write every word i say
it's open for discussion
gimme gimme cocoa puffs, pass it to me now
reel big fish
truly madly deeply- ha1
last christmas
man! i feel like a woman!
don't sing loud .. but its not fun if ur not allowed to be loud
anna's nuts ..
baby got back
rolling down the river ...
i was younger when it came out, i didn't understand ..

wow .. its been a while ..

Tue, 04 May 2004 23:45:00 GMT

wow .. its been a while since ive been here .. soo il start with today, tuesday may 4, 2004:

skool was boring wut else is new .. then in stage crew here we go .. melissa wuldnt give me nd lori ne space wut so evr .. then deana came up to me nd was lyk do u think brian is cute nd i was lyk yea kinda .. so then this whole bigg thng startd up bc kate "told" brian that d is obsessed with him but she isnt .. nd then we startd playing truth or dare nd then this weird kid justin was lyk if u had to sleep with a girl here who wuld it be nd kate was lyk me of course .. so i was lyk yea ill say kate .. nd then joe came over .. omfg .. that kid cracks me up .. i was lyk she wants to kno wut ur smoking nd where she can get some so he was lyk .. u do kno that i onli smoke on certain occasions lyk st. patty's day or christmas nd last friday no 2 fridays ago nd then startd rambling abt how smoking weed messes up ur brain .. omfg .. he cracks me up ..

thats it for tuesday may 4 2004

KiBbLeRr

Mon, 26 Apr 2004 21:19:01 GMT

[4.26.o4 - cait . aNDREw . gERARd . sCOTt ]
--OMG TODAY WAS THE FKIN FUNNIEST DAY IN THE WORLD! HAH-"ANDREW WATCHES A.F'S EVERY MOVE AT LUNCH AND TELLS GERARD" LOL ..AND ANDREW IS SCARED FOR LIFE CUZ OF ME!! HAH .. AND SCOTT WAS LIKE SO FKIN CLOSE TO TELLIN ***** THAT I LIKE HIM..HAH..AND OUR TALK BOUT HOW MUCH MRS. M IS A BITCH AND GERARDS A/M BOUT HOW MUCH SHES A BITCH HAH..AND ALL OUR FKIN SONGS LOL-LIKE "TIPSY" "HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES&TOES" "DIRT OFF YA SHOULDER" &"YEAH" [i remembered lol] OMG..SO MANY MORE THINGS BUT I CNT REMEMBER LOL .. TODAY WAS THE BEST..U GUYS ARE AWSOME LOL - BFFAEAEAEAE!!!

nd stage crew is such a waste of fkn tyme .. i got to see rich in his gym clothes tho .. he wears a white tee nd gold shorts with a black pentagon thin on tha side ..

nothing else happened so far evn tho its 5:17 pm .. i went to circuit city nd E got a sean paul cd .. i was gonna buy THIRTEEN but they ran out ..

KiBbLeRr

carnival

Sat, 17 Apr 2004 03:22:34 GMT

lafayette mills had their carnival tonight .. i went at four o'clock nd got bac 10 mins ago which was eleven 0 four .. nd i wore my slippers that i wore to bingo xcept now tha bottoms are reli nasty looking nd i need to wash them .. nd then lauren f stole a goo thngy nd an air banger .. and anthony lee nd ant's frend brandon were sucking in helium so laura h tried it nd it didnt work and then so did i but i wasnt touvhin it after they did so i pretended to .. nd then lauren f once agen sucked on tha helium nd ran outside srceaming hello my name is lauren over nd over agen .. nd then as a joke i seyd i was gonna tell donna f that her daughter was a thief so lee took tha case of tha goo thngy nd stuck it down his baseball pants .. nd ant was lyk lee doesnt wear underwear ne more he never does .. nd rich's dad was a secruity guard but i didnt see him ..

nd then all tha way in tha beginning of tha carnival i had: 2 nerds ropes, 4 drinks, a brownie, 2 pieces of pizza, nd sumthng from wendys .. (( i think i am PMSing thats prolly y i ate more than usual))

nd there was other stuff but thats all boring ..

soooo fkn tired ..

KiBbLeRr

easter eggs

Sun, 11 Apr 2004 02:57:57 GMT

we dyed easter eggs tonight .. heather nd jennifer had to dye them too of course .. nd they kept sayin 'easter is messed up bc of my mom' i was lyk 'shut tha hell up its not evn ur friggin holiday' .. thats wut i was sayin in my head .. nd then i got pissed off bc heather wanted to use cerulean blue not denim blue .. so i threw tha crayon @ her nd my mom was lyk 'r u PMSing' nd of course i was lyk 'no' nd then i was bringing my freddy doll around with me nd heather was lyk 'can u please move that' nd of course being tha bitch i am i seyd 'no' so then i left bc she was pissing me off agen ..

see wut reli pisses me off is that tha fischlers think they are catholic but they r not .. heather nd jennifer (( tha most jewishist girls in tha friggin world )) got to dye 6 easter eggs each nd on my friggin holiday i onli got to dye 3 .. i almost chucked tha eggs @ them ..

PISSED OFF .........

KiBbLeRr

point pleasant

Sun, 11 Apr 2004 02:50:02 GMT

yesterday i went to point pleasant with katy nd our families .. omfg .. tha french fries nd tha salt .. i got a gremlin from frankie a donkey frum nick nd freddy krueger frum leslie ..

nd then we went to marco polo .. frankie cant get ne skinnier basically .. we was eetin sushi tha whole time .. nd in tha car katy was bouncing off tha walls wen tha hamster dance song came on ..

thats pretty much itt for friday ..

KiBbLeRr

franklin mills

Fri, 09 Apr 2004 13:51:44 GMT

i went to tha franklin mills mall with my mommi heather jennifer (ew) nd shari ..
i got rock candy- tha bestest candy in tha whole fkn world- soffe shorts nd baseball shirts, i also got a pair of sweatpants im wearin right now ..

me nd heather went into bebe bcbg nd lvlx while jennifer was in bebe .. nd then we went to tha clubhouse nd heather spilled her drink all over her ass nd her mom nd her new white coach bag .. nd then i almost threw up on tha table bc tha bottom of tha california cake was nasty ..

nd then we toured around PHILLY lyk near my mommi's old houses nd stuff .. nd we went to jackson street nd saw elizabeth wade (my mommi's old neighbors) nd then we went to tha church where my great- grandparents were buried .. nd then we went to edmund where my cuzzins live nd my mommi was lyk grab onto ur most worthy possessions so of course heather grabs her coach bag nd i grabbed my cds nd cd player (which is actually my dads but ne way) nd then i rolled down tha window nd was lyk hi mickey nd he was lyk aunt kathy nd then my ucle mike came out nd started telling us wut was goin on in pihlly nd stuff ..

kate is now modeling nd there was a shooting in her high school on friday i think .. devon is pregnant (she's my cuzzins neighbor nd my aunts best frends daughter) shes do in june .. she turns 19 in may i think nd she thinks tha father is her 17 year old ex-boyfrend .. classy family i kno .. nd then hey syd she wuldnt get an abortion bc she was catholic but if she was catholic then she wuldnt have done it b4 she was married .. but w/e ..

nd it took us 2 1/2 hours to get home .. normally its only an hour nd 5 mins but with all tha stops .. u get it ..

thats juss wut happened on tha way home .. if i told u wut happened tha way there wu wuld be pissing ut pants ..

KiBbLeRr

great adventure

Fri, 09 Apr 2004 13:40:14 GMT

on wednesday i went to great adventure wit mini- me (katy) nick ethan (yuck) nd frank omfg it was sooo funni frankie wuldnt go on nitro bf it was past his limits so i wantd to go on it but he was lyk maybe next tyme (cough cough) nd then run-away train was closed so was skull mountain nd rolling thunder ..

that was it for wednesday ..

KiBbLeRr

dictionary

Tue, 06 Apr 2004 21:17:19 GMT

i found out wut tha word ment:

Nostalgic: A bittersweet longing for things, persons, or situations of the past.

aren't i a genius ?!?!?

KiBbLeRr

mall

Tue, 06 Apr 2004 21:14:55 GMT

todayy i went to tha mall with noey gee hahaha soo funni .. she got a poster of eminem nd i bought a jelly bag nd CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN .. nd for lunch we got cheese quesidias (w/e its called) nd got a taco for free so i took it nd put it in my bag bc i didnt wantt it then .. nd then we saw a kidd naimd vinny who i was frends with wen i was in pre-k .. nd then we saw gina pantano (gamma) nd alex berkowitz (6th grader in lafay) together holding hands .. yucky- i kno .. nd then me nd noelle got depressed ..

nd i watched FREDDY VS. JASON this morning .. it wasnt scary .. but yesterday i was watching ROSEMARY'S BABY nd THE EXORCIST 2: the heretic .. they were weird .. tha funniest part of the exorcist is wen tha black kid starts chanting ticka ticka ticka ticka ticka over nd over agen ..

yea thats itt .. might be goin to GA (tha bestest place in tha world) 2morro ..

KiBbLeRr

partay time

Sun, 04 Apr 2004 03:20:50 GMT

todayy was STEFANIE JOY CHAUKAYs BAT MITZVAH :

STEFANIE JOY CHAUKAY-
tomorrow is gonna be amazing ! ! ! funniest tymes .. i loved your double stuffed oreos .. language is soo much funn wit you .. GOOD LUCK TOMORROW, STEF ! ! ! you kno i love you- <33

tha partay was sooo much funn .. noelle dumped rachel nd is now slow dancing with mee (hahahaha) wow ! that alejandro was hott ! ! ! hahaha me noey gee nd jil are the best nd the rejects ! ! ! soooo mny memories ..

then i went to tha movies with KATE PARRY- we saw THE PRINCE AND ME .. it was soo funni .. nott tha movie reli .. these ppl in thafront kept clappin wenebr they kissed .. it was soo annoying .. the snowcaps were yucky ! ! ! nd kate was choking as we were walking to my carr .. hahaha

soooo fkn tiredd ..

KiBbLeRr

spring break

Sat, 03 Apr 2004 04:05:59 GMT

omfg .. TODAYYS THE FIRST DAYY OF SPRING BREAK .. i went to LISAs house .. omfg ..

we watched It nd kate was squeezing myy hand i culd barely feel itt .. nd then hersh scott chris matt nd fran took oir seats .. omfg .. nd then me nd steve were throwing jelly beans at hersh nd andrew .. it was funn .. andrew makes a good foot reli good foot rest .. right kate ?? nd kate had a piece of chocolate in her coke frum hersh .. hahah insayne tymes ..

love you guys soo much ..

lisa kate steve lauren andrew nicole noey (of course) nd other ppl im nott frends with..

KiBbLeRr

wednesdayy

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 23:41:40 GMT

here are the events on wednesday :

ME AND NOEY GEE ARE CHEERLEADERS FOR LIFE! oh yeahh!! lmao great day 3/31/04 we shouldve got 100% on that great cheer of ours hahaha ilu!! our cheer: m clap clap clap e clap clap clap m clap clap clap s clap clap clap --- WE SUCK @ CHEERLEADING

mrs mannarino did a cheer to help her 18 month old daughter how to spell her naim .. here is wut we learnd:
1) mrs mannarino has a lot of time on her hands
2) her daughters naim is spelled S-O-F-I-A not S-O-P-H-I-A
3) her daughters full naim is Sofia Ray Mannarino
4) her daughter is sassy, sweet, sophisticated, nd sexy (appropriate for a 1 nd a 1/2 year old daughter right)

yea i was kinda too lazy too finish this yesterdayy ..

KiBbLeRr

wednesdayy

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 23:41:39 GMT

wednesdayy

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 23:41:32 GMT

not fair

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 22:42:06 GMT

omfg. white-tee was over myy neighbors house .. i tried to take pics of himm but myy camera iss fkd up .. heres myy nd caitlins convo:

PrinDnc12: god is outt to gett mee i guess he doesnt thynk me nd white-tee r meant to bee
liNKiNpARK23x4tN: lol
PrinDnc12: nott lol its not fair
liNKiNpARK23x4tN: very...god is like punishing me 2 ..now dat aint koo

soooooooooooooo nott fair ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

KiBbLeRr

APRIL FOOLS

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 20:52:16 GMT

hahaha im bac ! ! ! APRIL FOOLS ! ! !

me nd jaine were lyk climbing over tha tables in lunch todayy tryin to look at him nd kyle kept gettin in tha wayy so i was lyk kyle move nd he looked @ mee lyk i was an alien nd then this dumbass chinc gott inn tha wayy of us staring @ rich so we kept on changing seats .. it was hilarious ..

noww im seriouslyy leaving ..

KiBbLeRr

HIGHper

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 20:46:59 GMT

omfg me nd jaine were soooo fkn HIGHper .. we were staring @ rich nd i almost fell out of myy chair .. nd then wen he was walking to throw outt his garbage jaine was lyk nice double cheesburgers ! ! ! hahaha nd then i thot he was gay bc 2 girls were wearin tha same shirt as him .. nd then i realized that they were wearing brittney spears shirts .. so me nd jaine were lyk holy shit ! ! ! hes gay ! ! ! but it turns outt he was wearing an ozzy osbourne shirt .. but then i realized- wut if he was gayy .. so then i startd cryin in social studies .. yea .. i am obsessed ..

outt ferr noww ..

KiBbLeRr

omfg

Wed, 31 Mar 2004 22:27:42 GMT

omfg wen me nd jaine were walkin to tha stairs after lunch i almost hitt himm by accident .. & & & he was walking right next to me ! ! ! jaine was lyk he's right next to you nd of course i was staring at him, wut else is new ? ? ? nd then i was lyk he's gorgeous .. he turnd around .. i was lyk holy shit ! ! !

nd cailtin seys: yesterday me (caitlin) nd rach were walking to the bus and he was in front of us talking with my (anna) neighbor and so we were trying to listen in on his convo while completely drooling over him & then he forgot something & turned around & bumped into me (caitlin)! i (caitlin) was in heaven !

in stage crew: we were soooo fkn boredd .. jodi found outt that matt lyks rubbing/ groping tall wide objects .. hahahaha .. funniest tymes ..

sooo boredd .. outt forr noww ..

KiBbLeRr

MeMoRiEs FrUmM tHa PaStT

Sat, 27 Mar 2004 02:59:16 GMT

these all happened a while ago soo thats whyy im putting itt inn noww .. bc i ferrgott ..

2.10.o4 SOCiAL STUDiES- Nicole. Marissa. Caitlin.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, then screw the fruit."-Me
"A doctor a day keeps the apples away"-Caitlin
"A doctor a day keeps the apples away, but if the apple is cute, then screw the doctor."-Me

2*25*04- ThE TaLeNt ShOwW hahaha
WHITE- TEE is myy neww obsession !!!
he was fkn amazing inn tha TALENT SHOW nd hes soo fkn HOTT !!!
hahaha funniest dayy ever!!!
rachel caitlin marissa kristen

2*27-2*28= BiOtChEs PaRtAy! !!THa BeST FKN NiGHT eVeR !!!
leprechaun, lookin for his pot of gold, jen are you sleeping? red rover, well thats manalapan for ya, a threesome- who the hell seyd that? i thought u were a guy, was i at least a hot guy, yes a very hot guy, pizza, thirteen, danielle was gonna lett gabby watch this? thats too much body for this movie, how mny tymes did they say fuck, i dunn kno i lost count after 375, there gonna call tha cops, all- nighter, no bra no panties, no bra no panties, wtf was that, fuck it, fuck it, omfg nd there gonna do sumthng, did u see this movie, nope, she thinks she knos evrythng tho, yes i do, nd soo mny more
danielle jaine rachel jesse jen noelle shannon krystina christina kristin marissa

3.11.04- Nicole. Me. Nicole's living room
"Did her boob explode?" Me
"She hits the tree at a very odd angle." Nicole
"Notice that the stoners die first."-Me
"Yep, cuz that shows symbolism that drugs are bad for you."-Nicole
"Yea, it symbolizes that they will kill you one way or another."-Me
"That's the guy from Air Bud!"-Me
"That's the Chinese guy."-Me
"No, he's Asian."-Nicole
"Okay, that's the Asian guy."-Me
"No, he's oriental."-Nicole
"Okay, that's the oriental guy. Are you happy now?"-Me

3*18*04- Language. Me. Kyle. Dayla. Hersh.
Three Things you never do to a girl:
1) Ask her if she's PMSing
2) Ask her how much she weighs
3) Go through her bag

3*19*04- brittanys basement bunch- brittany. lauren. me.amanda
DDR was sooo much funn... som were in between home nd first... hahaha... me nd lauren suck at DDR... what? you have 5 minutes to get rid of that word.... mom! i can not believe that you wuld do that to ur own daughter... us singing- correction- screaming songs... hahaha... soo mny more...

par-tay ?!?!?

Sat, 27 Mar 2004 02:43:30 GMT

3*26*04- jaine matt brian

CONNECTIONS --- perkatator is tha best songg inn tha world .. omfg .. tha cokes were tha best .. advil .. preparations .. mints !! magic gumballs !! kissey face .. surfin usa .. t-bird .. daddy took her t- bird away .. come together right now over me .. shoop da do .. air piano nd guitar .. beales .. beach boys .. tha cokes were soo good .. nd i spilled myy soda so itt looked lyk i pissed myy self .. hawaiian cha- cha .. im soo tired of bein alone .. this is her song .. nd myne inn tha circumstance .. do wa diddi diddi dumb diddi do .. if i only had a brain .. hold hands wen u cross tha street .. tha bus .. i got service .. hahaha soo mny more evn tho we juss met todayy ..

JaInE --- perkatator is tha best songg inn tha world .. advil .. do wa diddi diddi dumb diddi do .. hold hands wen u cross tha street .. i dont kno them .. i got service .. hahaha soo mny more i cnt remember right now ..

me jaine nd matt went to tha dance/ party thng @ tha ymca in tha boro .. we were tha onli white ppl there .. bsides brian but he was acting lyk he was black .. nd wenevr i wuld start dancing as a joke bc i was boredd brian wuld pull jaine awayy .. so mee nd matt made CONNECTIONS .. c above .. myy mom took my purse .. brian dropping tha gum balls was tha funniest .. no actually watchin matt singg milkshake was tha best of them all .. hahahahaha ..

DIRT OFF YOUR SHOULDERS ..

i love you guys soo fkn much !!! jaine- why didnt you introduce us sooner ??? hahaha

best tyme evn tho we didnt hav funn til lyk 15 mins b4 matts mom came ..